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Saare jahaan se achcha cant even afford a bloody kachchha I dont that pasta indians sorry eggjactly Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai - 2 Mera bharat hai mahan fir bhi sab hai pareshan Paisa power hi pehchan sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha Band hai aankhe muh aur kaan Khol li kursi ki dukan gamnap shamnap apna iman Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha India thi sone ki ye chidiya Whats that Just check the wikipidea Kya hua kab hua kyu hua kaise hua Mal tha hamara par gore khel gaye jua Cut to the 1947 seven ab desh hoga heaven Ding dong the bell splash in the well Heaven hua popat and now eleven hells Bhagalpur bofors bhopal lokpal Gujarat ayodhya mumbai ka dekho hal All is well all is well Ghanta Foreign scam coalgate cricket ho ya tail Bigshot jhol karo and take the bail Politics politics kya hai ye khel Upar deshbhakti neeche country for sale Ham iski lenge ham uski lenge Woh lende ham denge oye 2g 3g Itne sare kand khulte hai jab kand Phat jati hai pant What you thaughts Commonwealth to dekho pat gai hai Aur commonman ki jeb kat gai hai Mai bhi anna mai bhi anna dam nahi hai Aur common bhi kuch kam nahi hai Dudh wala pav wala tail wala Rickshaw wala sabji wala phone wala Cable wala film wala motor wala Taxi wala raddi wala istri wala Jhuthe ka hai bol bala kam hai sara jhol wala Jhol jhol hhol jhol Khambhe se bijli churate Heroine ke pimple ko bhi Dekho ye headlight banate Pani me hai dudh milate Sabji me hai ghas khilate Mera bharat hai mahan Fir bhi sab hai pareshan Paisa power hi pehchan Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha Band hai aankhe muh aur kaan Khol li kursi ki dukan Gamnap shamnap apna iman Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha Babes kitne minute ho gaye Two and half minutes How the long should it be Ten inches You bloody pavli kam i mean the songs Four and half minutes Itne shabd nahi hai mere paas Ek kaam karo yaha ek music peice ghused do Sorry eggjactly Mera bharat hai mahan Fir bhi sab hai pareshan Paisa power hi pehchan Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha Sab chalta hai sab bikta hai Band hai aankhe muh aur kaan Khol li kursi ki dukan Gamnap shamnap apna iman Sab chalta hai sab bikta yaha It hurts by the heart to say ki meri country ki lag chuki hai waat Sau me se ninnyanabe beiman fir bhi mera bharat mahan But on the other hands ek imandar to baki hai Ummid par duniya kayam hai Lekin kayam to churan bhi hai Sorry eggjactly